December 2010
When guys talk about COD its goes…right over my head. What the hell…slight of hand? I am SO confused. And I like video games, don’t get me wrong they rule…but this just very confusing. UAV is Online? Then why can’t I talk to him or her…I am confused.
Hanging out with guys is confusing.
Dude.
Peaches Geldof is ugly as FUCK. I saw her nudes…her boobs suck, as do her tattoos and her figure sucks. And she’s horse faced. COME ON ELI!!! She’s not even in your league!!!
Unf.
I’m watching the Hostel II special features and Eli Roth is such a babe…explaining everything to everyone and being adorable, goofy and sexy as hell. He’s dating a girl who’s like less than 2 years older than me…Peaches Geldorf…ew. Watch your back Peaches…I’m taking over.
do it.
ya faggots.
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Fictional Movies I Would Watch:
1. Michael Fassbender naked on a bed of puppies staring at me.
2. Michael Fassbender slowly getting out of a swimming pool.
3. Henry Rollins yelling at me with no shirt on.
4. Eli Roth naked by a fireplace with only a bat to cover him accompanied by his pig Pennington.
5. Eli Roth and Michael Fassbender dressed as the Basterds in my room.
I think everyone gets the idea.
I deleted my Facebook and it feels so good. Like 10 people have gotten butthurt and asked why I deleted them. I hate Facebook. I feel free!!! Tumblr fo lyfe.
I'm not shy, I'm contagious.
You know the scene from The Addams Family Values where Wednesday and Pugsley try to escape from Camp Chippewa and the councelors and kids all gang up on them and say they’re weird for not wanting to make new friends or be in the sunshine? I know how Wednesday feels. She just wants to be left alone by the dumb, blonde, rich, judgemental dicks. I agree.
I hate feeling this way. I have really bad abandonment issues and when someone close leaves me and I have to be alone I can’t breathe. It feels like the air is being sucked out of my lungs, literally. I can’t handle being left alone. I hate it. I can’t calm myself down or even sleep. I just sit for hours picking at myself and having severe anxiety attacks. I don’t...
I really don't care.
That it’s Christmas. It matters to see my Christian friends happy to see their families, but the holiday doesn’t click with me, obviously because I’m Jewish. But being alone while everyone gets to be home with their families is a total bummer. My mom’s birthday was yesterday, and usually we all do something, go to Disneyland, have a party, but she decided to go up to San...
Zombies.
I’m watching Shaun of the Dead and simultaneously reading World War Z which is an oral history of the zombie apocalypse. Bad idea since zombies are my biggest fear on earth. I now hear every noise as the shuffling feet of the undead or the moans of the ghouls. I am stupid for doing this but I’m quite enjoying myself.
My butt.
Is asleep. Cuz I’m sitting on it weirdly. Ewww this does NOT feel good.
There is no end to the stupidity of uneducated humans.
